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Lyrics from some of the best songs ever written.

Lyrics : Michael Jackson - Morphine

He got flat baby

Kick in the back baby

A heart attack baby

I need your body



A hot kiss honey

He's just a bitch baby

You make me sick baby

So unrelying



I'm such a swine baby

All down the line daddy

I hate your kind baby

So unreliable



A hot buzz baby

He's one of us baby

Another drug baby

You so desire



Trust in me

Trust in me

Put all your trust in me

You're doin' morphine



Hoo!



They got place baby

Kicked in the face baby

You hate your race baby

You're just a liar



Your every lick baby

Your dog's a bitch baby

You make me sick baby

You soul survivor



She never cut from me

She never cut baby

I had to work baby

You just a rival



Always to please daddy

Right up and leave daddy

You're throwing shame daddy

So undesirable



Trust in me

Just in me

Put all your trust in me

You're doin' morphine



Go'on babe



Relax

This won't hurt you

Before I put it in

Close your eyes and count to ten

Don't cry

I won't convert you

There's no need to dismay

Close your eyes and drift away



Demerol

Demerol

Oh God he's taking demerol

Demerol

Demerol

Oh God he's taking demerol



He's tried

Hard to convince her

To be over what he had

Today he wants it twice as bad

Don't cry

I won't resent you

Yesterday you had his trust

Today he's taking twice as much



Demerol

Demerol

Oh God he's taking demerol

Hee-hee-hee

Demerol

Demerol

Oh my Oh God it's Demerol

Hee

Oooh



Oh!



He got shit baby

Your dog's a bitch baby

You make me sick baby

You are a liar



Is truth a game daddy

To win the fame baby

It's all the same baby

You're so reliable



Trust in me

Trust in me

Put all your trust in me

She's doin' morphine



Hoo!



You just sit around just talkin' nothing

You're takin' morphine

Hoo!

Go'on baby

You just sit around just talking about it

You're takin' morphine

Hoo-hoo!

Just sit around just talking nothing about it

You're takin' morphine

You just sit around just talking about it

You're taking morphine

You just sit around just talkin' nothin'

And takin' morphine



Hoo-hoo

Something going down baby

You're takin' Morphine



Go'on baby!

Hoo!

Hoo!

Morphine!

Do it!

Hoo!

He's takin' morphine

Morphine!

Morphine!







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