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Lyrics : Blondie - Susie And Jeffrey

Even though Jeff was worried, they weren't in a hurry.

They planned a lovely honeymoon.

Sue had a brand new Chevy, conservative, in good taste.

Only 30 payments due.

They had outstanding tickets.

They had no car insurance, but they had lots of things to do.

They were getting organized.

They had their plans all finalized.

The date was set for Saturday.

Susie and Jeffey, they're gonna get married.

They're going for a blood test.

"What if I don't pass my blood test? What about our marriage licence? What if I can't be deprogrammed?"

"Don't act like it's your last chance. We could have fun at the Spahn Ranch. It's not like Gordon Avenue."

Susie and Jeffey, they're gonna get married.

They're going for a blood test.

Jeffrey said "Let's wait."

Sue took her foot off the brake.

He drove into a wall.

"Don't get excited, now don't shout! I'll scratch your eyes out. Now we can't have our honeymoon!"

"Don't touch she's my fiance! Say, but I like the way you play."

An autograph from Orson Welles.

"I'm a fan, here's my record (it's one we can't get programmed) we want to give to all of you."

They had a little argument.

Sue took her foot off the brake.

He drove the car into a wall.

They had a little argument.

Sue took her foot off the brake.

He drove the car into a wall.

They had a disagreement.

Sue took her foot off the brake.

He drove the car into a wall.









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