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College Humor - Free Song Lyrics

Lyrics from some of the best songs ever written.

Lyrics : Blondie - Military Rap

Alright you maggots!

Get it up!

Do you love me?

I can't hear you!

Pick em up and put em down.

You're in the army now.

We'll make a man of you and then a soldier too.

Shoulders back and stomach in.

We'll teach you discipline.

Mother's sons and father's daughters - shut it up and follow orders.

Study up on weaponry.

The M-16, the M-15.

Sammy knows the enemy.

Flim flam big slam tell the major what you see.

Hut hut hut hut!

Ayattolah rock the house.

(?) with Minnie Mouse.

Donald Duck is going red.

Goofy's working for the feds.

8 ball in the side pocket.

I just shot my last rocket!

I'm coming back!

They're on my tail!

Aren't you glad I escaped from jail?

Bangkok rocks!

Bangkok rocks!

Girls on the strip.

It's a one way trip.

Bangkok rocks!

Patpong, Patpong, Patpong.

Bangkok rocks!

Soldiers dine for free.

Nato's up a tree.

Tours at 9 and 3!

Go now, pray later.

It's a lay-away plan!

Free vacation in Iran!

Stop and see the middle east.

Miles and miles of lovely beach.

Get that Coppertone tan on radioactive sand.

Those at home just got a directive.

All report to the neighborhood collective.

10 hours a day making makeup so the girls at the front can be more attractive.

If I die on the Russian front, bury me with Russian mud.

If they drop us in the East, (?).

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