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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

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Sport Joke

The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this unusual move, he said 'we don't just need points now, we need snookers!'

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Kids Puns

A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, 'I called the local insane asylum yesterday to check on who has escaped from there recently. 'His buddy asks, 'Oh? Why do you wonder about that?'To which he replies, 'Well, somebody ran off with my wife this week!'

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Father Joke

'If you had a dollar,' quizzed the teacher, 'and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?'

'One dollar. ' answered little Johnny

'You don't know your basic math. ' said the teacher shaking her head, disappoi

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Funny Famous Joke

Another blonde, another store. . . She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk:'I need to buy some deodorant for my husband. ''Does he use the ball kind?' inquired the clerk. 'No, ' replied the blonde, 'The kind for under his arms. '

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Dumb Blonde Joke

I'm not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory. I mean, thinkabout it -- if it were, wouldn't all blondes have grown handlesby now?

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Dirty Joke

Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job.

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Hair and bald Joke

What side of a monster has more hair ? The outside !

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School Joke

Introductory Chemistry was taught at Duke University for many years by professor Bonk. One year, two guys took the class and did pretty well on all the quizzes and mid-terms--so much so that going into the final, they each had a solid A. These two friends were so confident going into the final that the weekend before finals week, despite the Chemistry final being on Monday, they decided to go to the Uuniversity of Virginina to party with some friends. They did this and had a great time. However, with their hangovers and tiredness, they overslept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, they found professor Bonk after the final and explained to him how they missed the final. They told him they went up to the University of Virgina for the weekend and had planned to come back in time to study, but they had a flat tire on the way back and didn't have a spare. They couldn't fix it for a long time and were late getting back to campus. Bonk thought this over and agreed that they could take the final the following day. The two guys, elated and relieved, studied that night and went in the next day at the time that Bonk had told them. He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet. He told them to begin. They looked at the first problem which was something simple about molarity and solutions; it was worth 5 points. 'Cool, ' they thought, 'this is going to be an easy final'. They then turned the page. They were unprepared, however, for what they saw on it. The question contained only two words: (95 points) Which tire?

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Humor Joke

Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.

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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!

The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink. But in view of the fact that this was the first time the man had been drunk and incapable, the case was dismissed on payment of ten shillings costs. 'Now don't let me ever see your face again, ' said the Justice sternly as the defendant turned to go. 'I'm afraid I can't promise that, sir, ' said the released man. 'And why not?' 'Because I'm the barman at your regular pub!'

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