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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

Category: College Humor Jokes about: student software etc etc

 

Stupid Blonde Joke

How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco and suck dick at thesame time and still know which one to spit out.


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Christmas Joke - 1

NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas at a press conference held via satellite from Santa's summer estate somewhere in the southern hemisphere. In the deal, Microsoft would gain exclusive rights to Christmas, Reindeer, and other unspecified inventions. In addition, Microsoft will gain access to millions of households through the Santa Sleigh. The announcement also included a notice that beginning Dec '9


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Satire Joke

Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits. A2: So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.


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Bumper Stickers - 2

Boldly going nowhere


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Practical Joke

YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG. . . When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits. When you are counting objects, you go ''0


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Dumb Blonde Joke

Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That's the proper place to wash vegetables.


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Knock Knock Joke - 3

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Spider.
Spider who?
You tried to hide her but I spied her. Knock, knock.


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Joke for Kids

A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He ran into one of his friends, who asked, 'Hey! What do you have in the bag?'The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, 'Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one. 'The man says, 'I'll tell you what. If you tell me how many fish I have in this bag, I'll give you both of them. '


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Doctor and nurse Joke

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.


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Joke for Kids

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was 71. Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the CaliforniaRaisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker and the Hostess Twinkies. The graveside was piled high with flours, as long time friend Aunt Jemimadelivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as the man who 'never knew how muchhe was kneaded'. Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled withmany turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting most ofhis dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was aroll model for millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife -- they have two children and one inthe oven. The funeral was held at 4:25 for about 20 minutes.



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