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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

Category: College Humor Jokes about: student re etc etc

 

Mother Joke

A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned to his mother and said, “Mama, I don't want to go out there. It's dark. ”

The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. “You don't have to be afraid of the
dark,” she explained. “Jesus is out there. He'll look after you and protect you. ”

The little boy looked at his mother real hard and asked, “Are you sure he's out there?”

“Yes, I'm sure. He is everywhere, and he is always ready to help you when you need him,” she said.

The little boy thought about that for a minute and then went to the back door and cracked it a little. Peering out into the darkness, he called, “Jesus? If you're out
there, would you please hand me the broom?”


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Miscellaneous Joke

A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn a pregnant topless dancer got on the bar and squeezed the milk out of her tits. He looked at this and said to himself, 'I would hate to see how they give out bloody Mary?s. '


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Joke for Kids

Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: 'Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?'


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Yo Mama Joke

Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.


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Elderly People Joke

An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20' behind her and asked 'Can you hear me sweetheart'?. No reply. Moved to 10' and inquired again. No reply. 5' and not a word. A few inches behind ear, he asked 'Can you hear me now honey'? His wife said 'For the fourth time, yes. '


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Bumper Stickers - 7

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of 'Smart'?


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Bumper Stickers - 6

Proud mother of a delinquent child!


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Doctor Joke

Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No change yet.


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Car and train Joke

A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for directions to Des Moines. 'Don't know, ' the woman said. He got back in his car and pulled away. Then he heard voices. He looked in his rearview mirror and saw the woman and an equally old man waving for him to come back. So he made a U- turn and drove up to them. 'This is my husband, ' the old woman said. 'He doesn't know how to get to Des Moines either. '


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Humor Joke

My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.



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