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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

Category: College Humor Jokes about: student pictures etc etc

 

Knock Knock Joke - 1

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Bart.
Bart who?
Barting up the wrong tree!


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Political Joke

Q: How do you know when a liberal is really dead? A: His heart stops bleeding.


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Banana Joke

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.


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Religious Joke

Q. How do you make holy water? A. Boil the hell out of it.


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Telephone Joke

What kind of music do phones love to hear? A symphony


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School Joke

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest. Discipline was not a problem from that day forth!


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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot then looks into his pocket. he does this over and over again. finally the bartender asks why he orders a shot and after drinking it he looks into his pocket. the man responded ' i have a picture of my wife in there and when she starts to look good then I'll go home. '


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Funny Joke Online

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.


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Bumper Stickers - 6

Not a RULES type of girl.


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Priceless Joke

There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so she decided to dye her hair black. So she did, and she was sooooo happy with it that she went to her car and drove around just to show off her new look. She was coming up to this intersection when she saw a shepeherd by the road waiting to cross with his flock of lambs. The girl stopped and waved him to pass. While the flock was crossing the road, she asked the shepherd - 'If I can guess how many sheep you got there, would you give me one?'He thought about the offer for a minute and decided it was ok. The girl looked at the flock and exclaimed '487'. The shepherd said 'WOW! That's right. . . well. . . take any sheep you like. . . a deal's a deal'So she gets the animal and happily puts him in the back of her car, when the shepehrd says 'WAIT!Now I have a deal for you. . . . if I guess the real color of your hair can I have my dog back?'



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