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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

Category: College Humor Jokes about: student picture etc etc

 

Website Joke

Who runs the 100 acre wood website? www. innie the pooh.


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Best Joke Online

Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Russian baby boy and the couple took him without hesitation. On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they each could enroll in night courses. After they filled out the form, the registration clerk inquired, 'What ever possessed you to study Russian?'The couple said proudly, 'We just adopted a Russian baby and in a year or so he'll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him!'


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Movie and TV Joke

The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling him the big names they've gotten for the cast. 'First of all, ' he tells him, 'We've got Gibson in the lead. ' The director is surprised, 'You got Mel Gibson?' 'Well, no, ' the Producer responds, 'we got Marvin Gibson, he's a distant cousin who lives in Queens, but he's very up and coming. And besides, we've also got Redford. ' 'You got Robert Redford?' the director asks. 'No, we got Jeremy Redford, but he's very talented and has lots of acting experience from years of dinner theater. But, ' he says enthusiastically, ' we've got Streisand and in a singing role. ' 'Barbara Streisand?' he asks. 'No, Elizabeth Streisand. ' The Producer responds. 'But she's got a great voice. AND we've got Goulet. ' 'You got Robert Goulet?' the director asks. 'Yeah, ' the producer replies glumly, 'we got Robert Goulet. '


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Various animal Joke

One day there was a tortoise walking on the road. Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the tortoise in a race. The hare was so angry from what had happened to him so he challenged him to another race. The tortoise gladly accepted his challenge. It ended up that the tortoise and the hare never finished the race because they both took a nap right before the finish line. So the tortoise is still the champion of the race. So remember this you snooze you loose!


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Internet Joke

Have you seen www. amnesia. com? Sorry, I just can't remember.


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Funny College Joke

Why can't dogs use computers?Because you can't stick your head out of Windows XP


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Fishing Joke

Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish. Fishing rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you. Fishing rule #3: Fishing will do a lot for a man but it won't make him truthful.


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Dumb People Joke

A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a lightning storm hit. Most of the other boats immediately headed for the shore, but not our friend the lawyer. Alone on the rear of his aluminum bass boat with his buddies, this individual stood up, spread his arms wide and shouted: 'HERE I AM LORD, LET ME HAVE IT!' Needless to say, God delivered. The other two passengers on the boat survived the lightning strike with minor burns.


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Business Joke

An Irishman goes for a job on a building site. The man says, 'Can you brew tea?' The Irishman says, 'Yes. ' 'Good. Can you drive a fork lift?' The Irishman looks at him and asksy, 'Why? How big is the teapot?'


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Blonde Joke - 3

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!



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