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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

Category: College Humor Jokes about: student movies etc etc

 

Car and train Joke

Q) What's worse than raining buckets? A) Hailing taxis!


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Elephant Joke

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ? One rarely bites and the other barely writes !


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Knock Knock Joke - 2

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ari ! Ari who ? Arin't you glad you use Dial !


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Elephant Joke

Teacher:'To which family does the elephant belong ?' Pupil:'I don't know, nobody I know owns one !'


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Kids Puns

The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an upper crust family; well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck from Southeast Alabama A&M. The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four-line poem in one minute or less, and the poem had to contain the word 'Timbuktu'. The Duke graduate went first. About thirty seconds after the clock started he jumped up and recited the following poem:Slowly across the desert sandTrekked the dusty caravan. Men on camels, two by twoDestination-Timbuktu. The audience went wild!!! How, they wondered, could the redneck top that?! The clock started again and the redneck sat in silent thought. Finally, in the last few seconds, he jumped and recited:Tim and me, a-huntin' went. Met three whores in a pop-up tent. They was three, we was two, So I bucked one and Timbuktu.


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Law Enforcement Joke

This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said 'Because I don't believe you are over 21. ' The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give the scotch to him because he didn't believe him. At this point the robber took his drivers license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off of the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.


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Redneck Joke

On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, 'Have I ever told you how handsome and sexy and irresistible to women you are?''Why no, ' said the husband, flattered. 'Then what the hell gave you that idea at the party?!' she yelled.


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Book title Joke

Whodunnit ? by Ivor Clew


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Law and Lawyer Joke

A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, 'Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer. ' The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, 'Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer. That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark: 'That's Strange!'


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Snowman Joke

Where do snowmen keep their money ? In a snowbank !



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