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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

Category: College Humor Jokes about: student loans uk etc etc

 

Humor Joke

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?


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Bumper Stickers - 7

To you it's a six-pack; to me it's a support group.


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Ethnic Joke - 1

So it seems that these four rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and three were always in accord against the fourth. One day, the odd rabbi out, after the usual '3 to '1


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Joke for Halloween

The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his usual illegible writing. The patient put it in his pocket, but he forgot to have it filled. Every morning for two years, he showed it to the conductor as a railroad pass. Twice, it got him into the movies, once into the baseball park, and once into the symphony. He got a raise at work by showing it as a note from the boss. One day, he mislaid it. His daughter picked it up, played it on the piano, and won a scholarship to a conservatory of music.


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Ethnic Joke - 2

Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide? A: Because it was too cold outside.


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Practical Joke

Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to: 10. Tommy Lee's---------- Camp Kickachickee9. Lorena Bobbit's------ Camp Cutaweewee8. Tanya Harding's------ Camp Wackaneenee7. Kenneth Star's------- Camp Catchacrookee6. Louis Farakahn's----- Camp Killawhitey5. O. J. Simpson's------- Camp Killachickee4. Michael Jackson's---- Camp Wannabewhitey3. President Clinton's-- Camp Getahoochie2. Ellen Degeneras's---- Camp Lickacoochie And the number one camp not to send your kid to: 1. Monica Lewinsky's---- Camp Suckapeepee


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Assorted Joke

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked her, 'How many children do you have?''Ten, ' she replied. 'What are their names?' he asked. 'LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, and LeRoy, ' she answered. 'They're all named LeRoy?' he asked 'What if you want them tocome in from playing outside?''Oh, that's easy, ' she said. 'I just call 'LeRoy, ' and they allcome running in. ''And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?''I just say, 'LeRoy, come eat your dinner


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Funny College Joke

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook? She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.


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Fishing Joke

One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf. He was enjoying the warmth of the afternoon sun and the prospect of catching a fish. About that time, a businessman came walking down the beach, trying to relieve some of the stress of his workday. He noticed the fisherman sitting on the beach and decided to find out why this fisherman was fishing instead of working harder to make a living for himself and his family. 'You aren't going to catch many fish that way, ' said the businessman to the fisherman, 'you should be working rather than lying on the beach!' The fisherman looked up at the businessman, smiled and replied, 'And what will my reward be?' 'Well, you can get bigger nets and catch more fish!' was the businessman's answer. 'And then what will my reward be?' asked the fisherman, still smiling. The businessman replied, 'You will make money and you'll be able to buy a boat, which will then result in larger catches of fish!' 'And then what will my reward be?' asked the fisherman again. The businessman was beginning to get a little irritated with the fisherman's questions. 'You can buy a bigger boat, and hire some people to work for you!' he said. 'And then what will my reward be?' repeated the fisherman. The businessman was getting angry. 'Don't you understand? You can build up a fleet of fishing boats, sail all over the world, and let all your employees catch fish for you!' Once again the fisherman asked, 'And then what will my reward be?' The businessman was red with rage and shouted at the fisherman, 'Don't you understand that you can become so rich that you will never have to work for your living again! You can spend all the rest of your day s sitting on this beach, looking at the sunset. You won't have a care in the world!' The fisherman, still smiling, looked up and said, 'And what do you think I'm doing right now?'


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Knock Knock Joke - 3

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cicero ! Cicero who ? Cicero the boat ashore !



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