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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

Category: College Humor Jokes about: student like etc etc

 

Bible Joke

A big, burly man visited the pastor's home and asked to see the minister's wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses. 'Madam, ' he said in a broken voice, 'I wish to draw your attention to the terrible plight of a poor family in this district. The father is dead, the mother is too ill to work, and the nine children are starving. They are about to be turned into the cold, empty streets unless someone pays their rent, which amounts to $400. ' 'How terrible!' exclaimed the preacher's wife. 'May I ask who you are?' The sympathetic visitor applied his handkerchief to his eyes. 'I'm the landlord, ' he sobbed.


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Insect Joke

How can you make a moth ball ? Hit it with a fly swatter.


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Vampire Joke

Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross.


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Knock Knock Joke - 2

Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthem ! Anthem who ? You Anthem devil you !


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College Humor

If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings!


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Bumper Stickers - 4

If you can read this I have lost my caravan.


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Top 100 Joke

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? - 45 lbs. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? - 45 minutesLife stinks- I lent a guy ten grand to get plastic surgery, and now I don't know what he looks like! What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? - Sexual harassment. What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? $3. 99 a minute. How are women and rocks alike? You skip the flat ones. Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy!What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? Humpme Dumpme. Q. What does Bill say to Hillary after having Sex? A. 'Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes. '


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Computers Joke

If IBM made toasters. . . They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to besubmitted for overnight toasting. IBM would claim a worldwidemarket for five, maybe six toasters.


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Political Joke

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.


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Family Comedy Joke

When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are crockpots.



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