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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

Category: College Humor Jokes about: student investor etc etc

 

Rabbit Joke

What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.


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Horse Joke

What do you call a horse that plays the violin? Fiddler on the hoof!


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Police Joke

A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: 'Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?' Sister: 'Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said '22


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Miscellaneous Joke

your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.


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Spoof Joke

A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire week's wages. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, 'How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?' To which he replied, 'That would be fine with me. 'Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.


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Politics Humor

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. 'Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish, ' she asks, 'will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?' Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says 'No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?''Osama Bin Laden, ' she says. 'Why Osama Bin Laden, ' her father asks in shock. 'Well, ' she says, 'I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore. 'Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride. 'Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard. ' 'I know, ' Melissa says, 'and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the crap out of him. '


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Funny College Joke

Yo Momma's so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!


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Elephant Joke

What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !


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Yo Mama Joke

Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.


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Ethnic Joke - 2

Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian. It was almost sinking. The captain told everyone to go into the liveboats. The Brit yelled 'Women and children first'. The American said 'Screw the women and children' and the Belgian answered 'Huh, do we have enough time left to do that?'



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