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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

Category: College Humor Jokes about: student insurance etc etc

 

Bird Joke

Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He wasn't what he was cracked up to be !


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Criminal Joke

An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day when the German told him, 'Englander, your arm is infected with gangrene vee must cut it off. ' The English prisoner said, 'Well, okay, but could you drop it over England when you go bombing?' The German replied, 'Ya, that vill not be a problem. ' A few weeks later the German tells the Englishman that they have to cut his other arm off. The Englishman says, 'Well, could drop it over England like you did last time?' 'Ya, that vill be done, ' says the German. The next day the German tells him that they have to cut his leg off. Once again the Brit says, 'Well, could you do the same as before?' The German replies, 'Vhy, ya. ' The next the German tells him they have to cut his other leg. 'Well, ' begins the Brit, 'could you just. . . ' The German snapped , 'No! We think you are trying to escape!'


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Worst Joke

Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say. Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?


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Golf Joke

John had been onto his friend Bill for months to play this new club he'd joined, the most difficult greens in the county he boasted. Finally he relented.

All went well until the Par 3, 5th which had a very large green and Bill's tee shot had just edged onto the side. He faced not only several yards to the hole but a long swale that went diagonally across the green. 'What the hell do I do with this John'. 'Just keep it low Bill, keep it low'.


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Funny Famous Joke

Q : What's the difference between Malaysia & the US?A : US's got Bill Clinton, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Stevie Wonder; Malaysia's got Mahathir, no cash, no hope and bloody wonder!


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Silliest Joke

You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the ground.


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Totally Weird Joke

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She kept throwing out all the 'W's!


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Humor Joke

A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, 'how much did you pay for that?' 'I paid through the nose!' he replied


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Elephant Joke

How to elephants talk to each other ? By 'elephone !


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Computer Joke

Terminal glare: A look that kills



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