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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

Category: College Humor Jokes about: student hot etc etc

 

Ethnic Joke - 2

A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken English with a heavy Lithuanian-Yiddish accent, for number 266418. A short time later, someone knocks, and when he opens the door he sees2 beautiful and sexy girls who asked him: Have you ordered 2 shikses for one night?


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Fishing Joke

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ? A beer-a-cuda !


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Horse Joke

Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!


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Food and Drink Joke

One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself. Tom wasn't happy about that: 'When are you going to learn to be polite?' Bill: 'If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?' Tom: 'The smaller piece, of course. ' Bill: 'What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?'


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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!

A man walks into a Kansas bar with his golden retriever. 'Hey, ' says the bartender, 'No dogs allowed in the bar. ' 'Oh please?, ' begs the customer. You see, you're playing the Royals game, and my dog is a really big fan of the Royals. ' 'You're trying to tell me that this here dog is a BASEBALL FAN?! Both of you get out of my bar, ' says the bartender. 'No animals allowed, and YOU belong in a mental institution. Dogs don't like baseball!' Just then, the Royals get a hit. The dog goes wild. He jumps up on the bar and hops around in circles on his hind legs. Then he does the same on his front legs! The bartender is astounded. 'That is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! Who ever thought a DOG could like baseball?! I'm curious though. . . . if he gets that excited when the Royals get a hit, what does he do when they get a home run?' 'I don't know, ' confesses the owner, 'I 've only had him for five years. '


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Blonde Joke - 2

Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A. 'Thanks for the refill!'


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Funny Joke - 50 best Joke

What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.


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Law Enforcement Joke

Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell. At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle. In prison you get three meals a day. At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one. In prison you get time off for good behavior. At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work. In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. In prison you can watch TV and play games. At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games. In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere. At work you are just ball-and-chained. In prison you get your own toilet. At work you have to share. In prison they allow your family and friends to visit. At work you cannot even speak to your family and friends. In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required. At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners. In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars. In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time. At work there are some programs you can never get out of. In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic. At work we have managers.


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Ethnic Joke - 2

Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes? A: In France.


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Funny Men Joke

Why do only 10% of men go to heaven?Because if they all went it would be hell!



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