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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

Category: College Humor Jokes about: student holidays etc etc

 

Best Joke

An old woman saved a Fairy's life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to grant the old woman three wishes. For the first wish, the old lady asked to become young and beautiful. Poof! She became young and beautiful. For the second wish, the old lady asked to be richest woman in the world. 'Poof! She was the richest woman in the world. For the last wish, she pointed at the cat she had kept for years. She asked that he be turned into the most handsome man on earth. After all, he had been her best friend for so many years. Poof! The Fairy turned the cat into the most handsome man on earth. The old lady and the Fairy said their goodbyes. After the Fairy left, the handsome man (old cat) strolled over to her and asked, 'Now aren't you sorry you had me neutered?!!!'


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Pig Joke

How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They're the ones with the little red hats.


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Ethnic Joke - 1

In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:'It's 11 o'clock do you know where your children are?In England they say'Its 11 o'clock do you know where your wife is?In France they say 'It's 11o'clock do you know where your husband is?'In Poland they say Its 11 o'clock do you know what time it is?'


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Funny College Joke

A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new. 'An old flame? I asked. He winked and said, 'More like an unlit match. '


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Computer Joke

Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers? Click Turpin


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Ethnic Joke - 2

Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side? A: So the cops can find the handles.


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Bumper Stickers - 2

Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!


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Cowboy Joke

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? Bronchitis (bronc-itis).


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Criminal Joke

Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; I'm a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery shop in the middle of the night when the police saw you? Prisoner; Making a bolt for the door!


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Birthday Joke

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.



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