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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

Category: College Humor Jokes about: student drunk etc etc

 

Village Idiot Joke

Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, 'I hear sirens. Jump!' The second one said, 'But we're on the 13th floor!' The first one screamed back, 'This is no time to be superstitious. '


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Joke for Speeches

A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, 'Ewww - what's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird. Why are your feet so gross?' 'I had tolio as a child, ' he answered. 'You mean polio?' she asked. 'No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes. ' The bride was satisfied with this explanation, and they continued undressing. When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again wrinkled up her nose. 'What's wrong with your knees?' She asked. 'They're all lumpy and deformed!' 'As a child, I also had kneasles, ' he explained. 'You mean measles?' she asked. 'No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees. ' The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear. 'Don't tell me, ' she said. 'Let me guess. . Smallcox?'


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Movie and TV Joke

Neighbour: Haven't I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off.


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Music Joke

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bass ! Bass who ? Bass the salt and pepper please !


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Worlds Best Joke

What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog comes back to life, your carstarts, you get your job back and life is great.


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Doctor Joke

I went to my podiatrist to have a bunion removed.

When the treatment ended, I asked if another appointment would be necessary.

He said,'No, but if you experience any discomfort, you should callous back. '


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Burger Joke

Where does a burger feel at home? On the range!


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Horse Joke

What's black and white and turns cartwheels? A piebald horse pulling a cart!


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Funny College Joke

Soderling, the star college halfback, was taking a math exam. The coach desperately needed him to play in the Syracuse game on Saturday, so the professor agreed to give him an oral exam. 'All right, ' said the prof. 'How many degrees are there in a circle?' 'Uh, depends, ' said the boy. 'How big is that there circle?'


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Snake Joke

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna



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