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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

Category: College Humor Jokes about: student cv etc etc

 

School Joke

Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !


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Weather Joke

Nate: 'Hey, what's the weather like out there?' Kate: 'I don't know. I'll tell you when it clears. '


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Relationships Joke

A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she willnever open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer hasbeen left ajar. She peeks in and sees 3 golf balls and $'6


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Dog Joke - 1

What did the dog take when he was run down? The license number of the car that hit him.


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Law Joke

Q: If you see a lawyer on bicycle, why should you swerve to avoid hitting him?
A: That might be your bicycle.


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Cow Joke

Why are cpws made for dancing? They're all born hoofers!


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Aviation Joke

Tower: Cannot read you, say again! Pilot: Again!


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Ethnic Humor

A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel. Passing by the Royal York the Texan asked the cab driver 'What's that building there?' 'That's the Royal York Hotel' replied the cabbie. 'The Royal York? How long did it take to build that?' asked the Texan. 'About 12 years' replied the cabbie. '12 years? We build 'em twice as high, twice as wide and four times as long down in Texas, and we do that in six months. ' A while later the cab driver makes his was past the Metro-Toronto Convention Centre. 'What's that building over there?' asked the Texan. 'That's the Metro-Toronto Convention Centre' replied the cabbie. 'Convention Centre? How long'd it take to build that?' asked the Texan. 'About three years' replied the cabbie. 'Three years? We build 'em twice as high, three times as long and four times as wide as that down in Texas, and it only takes us about two weeks. ' Shortly thereafter the cabbie drives past the CN Tower. 'What's that building there?' asks the Texan, pointing at the tower. 'Danged if I know' replied the cabbie, 'It wasn't here when I drove by yesterday. '


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Ethnical Joke

A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, 'What's your name and address?' 'I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address. ' The cop turned to the second drunk, and asked the same question. 'I'm Seamus O'Toole, and I live in the flat above Paddy. '


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Horse Joke

What duo were famous for stealing horses? Bonnie and Clydesdale!



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