Top Humor

Fun Facts

Weird Laws

College Quotations

Michael Jackson

Student Cookie Recipes

College Quotations

Halloween Costumes

Top 100 Optical Illusions

Nicki Minaj Lyrics and Pictures

Cheryl Cole Lyrics and Pictures

Weird Laws

Cat poems and quotations

Sexiest Girls in the World

Joke Collection

Job Jokes

Joke Collection - 1

Joke Collection - 2

Joke Collection - 3

Joke Collection - 4

Joke Collection - 5

Joke Collection - 6

Joke Collection - 7

Joke Collection - 8

Joke Collection - 9

Joke Collection - 10

Joke Collection - 11

Joke Collection - 12

Joke Collection - 13

Joke Collection - 14

Joke Collection - 15

Weird and Wonderful


Halloween Costumes

Anime Girls Pictures

Aliens & UFOs

Wet Bikini Girls Fighting

College Girls Pictures

Student Cookie Recipes

Chocolate Recipes


Tongue Twisters

Serial Killers

Song Lyrics


Barbra Streisand

Beach Boys


Bob Dylan

Buddy Holly


Elton John


Led Zeppelin

Michael Jackson

Paul McCartney

Paul Oakenfold

Paul Simon

Pink Floyd


Simon and Garfunkel

Simple Minds

Simply Red

The Beatles

The Rolling Stones

Great Sites


Our Other Websites

Free Diet Plans

Weird Websites

Scottish Proverbs

Guide to Sex

Love Poems

Inspirational Poems

Funny Poems

Famous Poems

Free Dating

Funny Jokes Online


Ghost Pictures

Ghost Stories

Hilarious Horoscopes

Bizarre Webcam


Cheap posters

Raunchiest Riddles

Top Paying Keywords

Keyword Suggestions


Weird eBay

Children's Books

Scottish Jokes

Robert Burns Poems

Midge Jokes

Fathers Jokes

Funny Jokes

Love Quotes

Famous Quotes

Inspirational Quotes

Funny Quotes

Movie Quotes

Friendship Quotes

Birthday Quotes

Motivational Quotes

Quote of the Day

War Poets


Complete Nonsense


College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

Category: College Humor Jokes about: student cool etc etc


Cannibal Joke

What do cannibal say when they say grace? ''We thank you, Lord, for our daily dead!''

= = = = = = = = = =

Insect Joke

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ? A dirty kid !

= = = = = = = = = =

Easy to Remember Joke

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.

= = = = = = = = = =

Knock Knock Joke - 2

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bjorn ! Bjorn who ? Bjorn with a silver spoon in his mouth !

= = = = = = = = = =

American Joke

Tommy`s house is packed with relatives for Christmas dinner. Grandpa calls 6 year old Tommy and starts asking about school, girlfriends and other stuff he can think of. After a while, grandpa notices that Tommy is losing interest in the conversation so he pulls out two bills from his wallet to see if he can keep him interested. A ten and a twenty dollar bill. He shows both bills to Tommy and tells him that he can keep any one he chooses. Tommy reaches over and grabs the ten dollar bill.
Grandpa is pretty surprised and upset about the unwise decision his grandchild made, pulls out another ten dollar bill to see if it was a mistake. Again, he tells Tommy to take one of the bills and keep it. Tommy grabs the other ten. Grandpa again is surprised and upset. He takes Tommy over to one of the uncles and shows him how dumb Tommy is in choosing the ten over the twenty.
Grandpa goes on and on showing every uncle and cousin and each time Tommy chooses the ten over the twenty. Grandpa finally shows the stunt to daddy. Daddy's quite surprised but doesn`t pay too much attention at the moment.
A few hours later, daddy who is very concerned about Tommy`s poor decision, walks up to him and asks him if he knows the difference between a ten dollar bill and a twenty.
'Of course,' answers Tommy. 'So why did you always choose the ten over the twenty?' asks dad.
Tommy, with a wide smile answers, 'Well dad, if I would have chosen the first twenty dollar bill, do you think grandpa would have played the game fifteen more times?'

= = = = = = = = = =

Worst Joke

Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls. The dentist says, 'Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates. 'The woman replies, 'Yes. . . And we're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we. . . '

= = = = = = = = = =

Funny Men Joke

Q: What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back porch?A: If you let them both inside, the dog will stop barking.

= = = = = = = = = =

Waiter Joke

Waiter, waiter, do you have frog's legs? Certainly, Sir! Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!

= = = = = = = = = =

Bumper Stickers - 2

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

= = = = = = = = = =

Elderly People Joke

This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above 'You will live to be 100. ' She looked around and didn't see anyone. Again she heard 'You will live to be 100. ' Boy, she thought to herself, that was the voice of God. I've got 40 more years to live! So off she went to the plastic surgeon. She got everything fixed from head to toe. When she left the plastic surgeon's office, she got hit by a bus, died, and went up to heaven. She said to God 'You told me I would live to be 100. I was supposed to have had 40 more years. So how come you let the bus kill me?'. God said: 'I didn't recognize you'.

<-- Previous     |     Next -->






<< If you like this joke then waste some time checking out our collection of over 100,00 amazing jokes >>

  More Jokes



College Humor website is brought to you using 100% recycled electrons.

Please help the environment - recycle this website by send the link to all your friends.





Free Diet Plans



<< Note: Many of the jokes, poems, pictures etc on this site have been contributed by visitors - if you find anything that should not be here please contact the webmaster   >>  

Copyright 2009. All Rights Reserved.