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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

Category: College Humor Jokes about: student car insurance etc etc

 

Elephant Joke

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ? Big holes all over Australia !


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Marriage Joke

An Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly woman whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: DEAREST WIFE: JUST GOT CHECKED IN. EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW. YOUR LOVING HUSBAND P. S. SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE


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Dentist Joke

What do you call the Scottish dentist ? Phil McCavity !


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Religious Joke

Who was the best actor in the bible ? Samson, he brought the house down !


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Dinosaur Joke

Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur? A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.


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Bumper Stickers - 1

Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that.


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Idiot and fool Joke

Duayne met Patricia Ann from Birmingham at a Tus-caloosa ballroom. They danced every dance together. When the evening was over, he asked if he could see her next time he was in town. 'Yes, ' replied Patricia Ann shyly. The young man hurriedly took out his pad and pencil and asked, 'What's your number?' 'CApitol 4-6173. ' After a long embarrassed pause, Duayne asked, 'How do yew make a capital 4?'


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Joke for Kids

Tech Support hotlines are not easy work, you get calls from all sorts of idiotic users that apparently can't read a manual, or lack common sense. Here is a transcript of just one such case:Caller 'Hello is this Packard Bell Tech support?'Tech 'Yes how can I help you?'Caller 'The cup holder on front of my computer broke off and it is still under warranty, how do I go about getting it fixed?' Tech 'Excuse, you've stumped me. How did you get this cup holder, was it part of some promotion?'Caller 'It came with the computer, I don't know of any promotion. 'Tech 'Does it have any markings on it, any names, any symbols?'Caller 'Yes, it says 4X!'


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Weather Joke

Why can't meteorologists forecast the weather? -They are too busy studying comets and meteors


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Joke Online

Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their balls show!



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