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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

Category: College Humor Jokes about: student accommodation etc etc

 

Computers Joke

There are four basic types of chain letters:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chain Letter Type IHello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starvinglittle boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who as no arms, no legs, no parents, and no pecker. This little boy's life could be saved, because for everytime you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Starving LeglessArmless Parentless Peckerless Little Boys from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Remember, we have no way of counting letters sent. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder- if youaccidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly and a madgoat will rape your dead body. Thanks again!!


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Barbie doll Joke

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Safari Barbie . . . with rifle, pith helmet, and pygmy guide


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Dirty Joke

Why were men given larger brains than dogs? So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.


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Restaurant Joke

What's the matter with your dinner ? 'Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I've eaten !'


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Bar Joke - 1

One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a telephone call. Frank had just bought another beer and he didn't want anyone else to drink it. So, Fred wrote a little sign and left it by his beer that read: 'I spit in my beer. 'When Fred returned to his bar stool, there was another note beside his beer: 'I spit in your beer, too!'


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Miscellaneous Joke

A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. 'It`s for my husband, ' she tells the clerk. 'Did he tell you what gauge to get?' asked the clerk. 'Are you kidding?' she says. 'He doesn`t even know that I`m going to shoot him!'


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Kids Puns

Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send your friends. Otherwise, send your mother-in-law.


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Joke Online

Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde's freezer? A: She forgot the recipe.


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School Joke for Kids

A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him a list of sins and their punishments. The door opened and a man entered. 'Forgive me Father for I have sinned, ' he began. 'I have stolen. 'The priest looked up stealing on the list and told him to say one Hail Mary. The next time the door opened, a woman walked in. 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I had oral sex with the window cleaner. 'The priest looked up oral sex on the list but couldn't find it. He opened his door and called out to the cleaning lady, 'What does Father John give for a blow job?''$12. 50 if I take me teeth out. '


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Joke for Halloween

Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!



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