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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

Category: College Humor Jokes about: student accommodation manchester etc etc

 

Book title Joke

Old English Churches by Beverley Minster


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Bumper Stickers - 2

CAUTION: I drive just like you!


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Father Joke

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, 'Take only one. God is watching. '

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School Joke

Walking To School The First Day Back - by Misty Bus

The Day The Car Pool Forgot Me - by I. Rhoda Bike

Can't See The Chalkboard - by Sidney Backrow

Practical Jokes I Played On The First Day Of School - by Major Crackupp

What I Dislike About Returning To School - by Mona Lott

Making It Through The First Week Of School - by Gladys Saturday

Is Life Over When Summer Ends? - by Midas Welbee

What I Love About Returning To School - by I. M. Kidding

Will Jimmy Finally Graduate? - by I. Betty Wont

What Happens When You Get Caught Skipping School - by U. Will Gettitt



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Dance Joke

Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor? A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!


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Fishing Joke

Q. What is the difference between a fish and a piano? A. You can't tuna fish.


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Joke for Speeches

A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his capture, and an enterprising Texas ranger decided to track him down. After a lengthy search, he traced the bandit to his favorite cantina, snuck up behind him, put his trusty six-shooter to the bandit's head, and said, 'You're under arrest. Tell me where you hid the loot or I'll blow your brains out. 'But the bandit didn't speak English, and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish. Fortunately, a bilingual lawyer was in the saloon and translated the Ranger's message. The terrified bandit blurted out, in Spanish, that the loot was buried under the oak tree in back of the cantina. 'What did he say?' asked the Ranger. The lawyer answered, 'He said 'Get lost, Gringo. You wouldn't dare shoot me!''


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Knock Knock Joke - 3

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Myth.
Myth who?
Myth you, too!


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Doctor and nurse Joke

Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox!


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Fishing Joke

What fish make the best sandwich? A peanut butter and jellyfish



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