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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

Category: College Humor Jokes about: student accommodation london etc etc

 

Dirty Joke

Q: What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde? A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector.


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Doctor and nurse Joke

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog. Sit on the couch and we will talk about it. But I'm not allowed up on the couch!


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Mental health Joke

Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying. She moaned to her mom and brother, 'Nobody loves me . . . the whole world hates me!' Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: 'That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you. '


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Birthday Joke

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? 'Happy Birthday To Gnu!'


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Love and Marriage Joke

Where did the burgers go after their wedding? On a bun-eymoon!


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Dog Joke - 1

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo? A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !


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Journalist Joke

How many computer journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One to write a review of all the existing light bulbs so you can decide which one to buy, another one to write a remarkably similar one in another magazine the next month, a third to have a big one come out on glossy paper two months later that is by then completely out of date, a fourth to hint in her column that a completely new and updated bulb is coming out, and the fifth to report a rumor that that new bulb is shipping with a virus.


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Dentist Joke

What is a dentist's office? A filling station.


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Food and Drink Joke

A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. 'No bills larger than $20 will be accepted. ' The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, 'Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $'20


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Christmas Joke - 1

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells. . !



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