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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

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Ethnic Joke - 2

A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry. 'I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest', said the eldest daughter. He then asked his second daughter whom she would like to marry. 'I would like to marry a man with two dragons on his chest', said the second daughter. He finally asked his youngest daughter whom she would like to marry. 'I would like to marry a man with one draggin' on the ground', said the youngest daughter.


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Dirty Joke

Hello? the blonde responded answering the phone. Hearing no response, she repeated, 'Hello?' 'I'll bet you want me to come over and take you into the bedroom, undress you, lick you from head to toe, and then make mad passionate love to you until dawn. ' the male voice whispered. 'Scheesch! You're good. ' she replied. 'You mean you can tell all that from two hello's?'


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Miscellaneous Joke

A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she's deciding on what she wants a waitress comes up. The blonde looks up and notices the waitress's name tag on her shirt. 'Gee, that's nice. What did you name the other one?'


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Relationships Joke

While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, 'Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?' 'Why Yes, John, that would be nice, ' said Marie. Well, John couldn't believe his luck. All week long he polished up his car, and on Friday he picked up Marie and took her to dinner, the finest restaurant in Raleigh. When they sat down, John looked over at Marie said, 'Hey, Marie, would you like a cocktail before dinner?' 'Oh, no, John, 'said Marie. 'What would I tell my Sunday School class?' Well, John was setback a bit, so he didn't say much until after dinner. Then he reached in his pocket and pulled out a pack of cigarettes. 'Hey, Marie, ' said John, 'Would you like a smoke?' 'Oh, no, John, ' said Marie. 'What would I tell my Sunday School class?' Well, John was feeling pretty low after that, so he just got in his car and was driving Marie home when they passed the Holiday Inn. He'd struck out twice already, so he figured he had nothing to lose. 'Hey, Marie, ' said John, 'how would you like to stop at this motel with me?' 'Sure, John, that would be nice, ' said Marie. Well, John couldn't believe his luck. He did a U-turn right then and there across the median and everything, and drove back to the motel and checked in with Marie. The next morning John got up first. He looked at Marie lying there in the bed. 'What have I done? What have I done?' thought John. He shook Marie and she woke up. 'Marie, I've got to ask you one thing, said John. 'What are you going to tell your Sunday School class?' Marie said, 'The same thing I always tell them. . . . . . . . . You don't have to smoke and drink to have a good time.


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Situations Humor

A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant, 'Do you have pigs ears?'The counter assistant replies, 'No, its just the way my hair is parted!'


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Funny College Joke

I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:'If this car was a woman, she'd get pinched in the butt. 'Underneath which a graffiti read:'If this woman was a car, she'd run you over. '


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Bath Joke

What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath.


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Bumper Stickers - 1

Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch


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Dog Joke - 1

What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog ? Dingo Starr !


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Barbie doll Joke

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Funeral Home Barbie . . . complete with hearse, coffin and kicky little shroud



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