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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

Category: College Humor Jokes about: risa student etc etc

 

Mental health Joke

What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist? If you say to a psychiatrist 'I hate my mother, ' he will ask 'Why do you say that?' while a psychologist will say 'Thank you for sharing that with us. '


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Sport Joke

The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out 'Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup. ' Snow White says 'Well at least Dopey's alive!'


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Love and Marriage Joke

You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot in common, said the new tenant's neighbor. 'Why on earth did you get married?' 'I suppose it was the old business of 'opposites attract


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Love and Marriage Joke

Wife: 'Do you think of me when you're away darling?' Husband: 'Yes honey, I always bare you in mind. '


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Horse Joke

One day, while I was petting a Shetland Pony at the zoo, a friend of mine asked, 'How are you today?. ' I responded, 'I'm feelin a little hoarse. '



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Ethnic Joke - 2

Mr. Goldfarb was walking down the street. In each arm he carried a bag. He ran into Mr. Klein. Mr. Klein asked, 'What are those bags for?''I'm collecting for Israel', said Mr. Goldfarb. 'You need two bags?', asked Mr. Klein. 'I've got a system, said Mr. Goldfarb. It's fantastic. I go into the men's room. I pull out a knife and hold it up. Then I say, 'Give for Israel or get a circumcision. ' It works. I have forty thousand dollars in this bag. 'What do you have in the other bag?', inquired Mr. Klein. 'Oh, well, not everybody gives. '


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Medical Joke

Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.


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Ethnic Joke - 2

There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, 'Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!' After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, 'Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!' And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, 'Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!' The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was US$300. The Japanese exclaimed, 'Wah. . . so expensive!' There upon, the driver yelled back, 'Meter, very fas t! Made in Japan!'


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Cannibal Joke

Two cannibals were having lunch. 'Your wife makes a great soup, ' said one to the other. 'Yes!' agreed the first. 'But I'm going to miss her terribly. '


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Sporting Joke

Q: Why is basketball the grossest sport there is? A: Because they dribble all over the court.




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