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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

Category: College Humor Jokes about: picture humor etc etc

 

Village Idiot Joke

The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired right away, his full annual benefits PLUS $'10


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Easter Joke

What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!


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Telephone Joke

How can you tell if someone Who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone? You get a tizzy signal!


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Knock Knock Joke - 3

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf Who?
Leaf me alone.


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Computing Joke

Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad ComputerLower corner of screen has the words 'Etch-a-sketch' on it. It's celebrity spokesman is that 'Hey Vern!' guy. In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's car. It's slogan is 'Pentium: redefining mathematics'. The 'quick reference' manual is 120 pages long. Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start howling. The screen often displays the message, 'Ain't it break time yet?' The manual contains only one sentence: 'Good Luck!' The only chip inside is a Dorito. You've decided that your computer is an excellent addition to your fabulous paperweight collection.


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Dog Joke - 1

What did the dog say to the pig? You are just a bore.


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Letter Joke

Have you ever seen a duchess? Yes - it's the same as an English 's'


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School Joke for Kids

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked ayoung engineer fresh out of MIT, 'What starting salary were you lookingfor?'The engineer replied, 'In the neighborhood of $'125


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Love and Marriage Joke

After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other's throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw.

When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion.

'What seems to be the problem?'

Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to say. In contrast, the wife began talking 90 miles an hour, describing all the wrongs within their marriage.

After 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately and sat her back down. Afterwards, the wife sat speechless.

The marriage counselor looked over at the husband, who stared in disbelief. The counselor said to the husband,
'Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!'

The husband scratched his head and replied,
'I can have her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays. '


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Car and train Joke

What is the best thing to take when you're run over? The number of the car that hit you.



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