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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

Category: College Humor Jokes about: nhs student bursaries etc etc

 

Foreigners Joke

A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper'Black pepper, or white pepper?' asked the concierge. 'Toilette pepper!'


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Sporting Joke

An obviously overweight young man decided to sign up for a weight loss program complete with a personal trainer. It included a run each morning at 6:00 a. m. So when the door bell rings the next morning, he's dressed and ready to go. When he opens the door he sees the most beautiful blonde he has ever seen. She's tall, very well endowed above a very slim waist with long graceful legs. She's dressed in a small pair of running shorts and a running halter that can barely contain her. She smiles and says, 'If you can catch me, you can kiss me. ' and starts off at a very fast run. This continues each morning. After about three very frustrating weeks the young man begins to get in shape and can almost keep up with her. One morning he's barely able to touch her running shorts but can't hang on. But he thinks tomorrow will be the big day. I'll catch her and have her. He barely sleeps that night waiting in eager anticipation. The next morning, the bell rings precisely at 6:00 am. He runs to the door and throws it open. There stands a huge burley woman, at least six feet five inches in height and over 250 pounds. She's muscled up like a plow ox and has a large wart amid her facial hair. She smiles and says, 'I'm your new trainer. If I can catch you, I can kiss you!'


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Bumper Stickers - 5

It's Been Lovely, But I Have To Scream Now.


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Car and train Joke

Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers.


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Rabbit Joke

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits' feet.


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Dog Joke - 1

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him? Bit him, naturally.


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Judge Joke

Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer. Justice: A decision in your favor.


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Bumper Stickers - 5

Mistakes are proof that you are trying.


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Horse Joke

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill? It bucked!


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Men Joke

If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker. If he is bald at the back, he is sexy. If he is bald from front to back - he thinks he is sexy.



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