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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

Category: College Humor Jokes about: national extension college etc etc

 

Law Enforcement Joke

The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness. 'Exactly where were you at the time of the accident?' inquired the officer. 'Mister, ' exclaimed the telephone lineman, 'I was at the top of the pole!'


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Bar Joke - 1

A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. 'Sorry I can't serve you, ' states the barman. 'Why not?!' asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice. 'You're under '18


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Dumb Joke

Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.


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Pig Joke

How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He built hotels on Pork Place.


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Vampire Joke

How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces.


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Cat Joke

Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!


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Redneck Joke

Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he leaves the factory? A: Two Test Tickles


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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!

A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced 'a typical Texas baby' weighing twenty pounds. Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked, 'Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth?' 'Yup, shore am!' 'How much does he weigh now?' The proud father answered, 'Ten pounds. ' The bartender said, 'Why, what happened? He did weigh twenty pounds. ' The proud Texas father said, 'Jest had him circumcised!'


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Insect Joke

How do you make a glow worm happy ? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted !


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Aardvark Joke

What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud? A herd of stampeding aardvarks!



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