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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

Category: College Humor Jokes about: microsoft office home and student etc etc

 

Silliest Joke

Here's a fun tongue twister. Read the following list and then follow the instructions at the end. Read it LOUD and REAL FAST. . . see if you can do it!DON'T read the instructions until you get it right!!!This is this catThis is is catThis is how catThis is to catThis is keep catThis is a catThis is fool catThis is busy catThis is for catThis is forty catThis is seconds cat***********Did ya do it? Now go back up and read the third word in each line starting from the top to the bottom :)


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Knock Knock Joke - 2

Knock Knock Who's there ! Brook ! Brook who ? Brook-lyn bridge !


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Comedian Joke

eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. First they put his left leg in, then took his left leg out, they put his left leg in and they shaked it all about. Then they put his right leg in and then his right leg out, they put his left leg in and they shook it all about, and so on and so forth until he was totally in


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Dumb Joke

Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: I could have traveled by bus. A man collided with a cow and completed the requested form as follows: Q: What warning did you give the other party before the collision? A: Horn Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo


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Bar Joke - 1

A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. 'Does your dog bite?''No. 'A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg. 'I thought you said your dog didn't bite!' the man says indignantly. 'That's not my dog. '


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Blonde Joke - 1

A blonde and a brunette are skydiving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells 'Oh! So you wanna race, huh?'


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School Joke

What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ? Mercy !


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Law Enforcement Joke

Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle. Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle.


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Business Joke

A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, 'We have an opening for people like you. ' 'Oh, great, ' he said, 'What is it?' 'It's called the door!'


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Totally Weird Joke

Doctor: Did you know that there are more than '1



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