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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

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Book title Joke

Looking Forward by Felix Ited

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Blonde Joke - 3

When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat ? Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row

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Silliest Joke

A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you guessed it, a Genie appears. The Genie tells the man he will grant him three wishes, but everything the man gets, his mother-in-law gets twice. The man's first wish is for 10 million dollars. The Genie reminds the man that his mother-in-law will get 20 million dollars. The man says, 'that's ok. 'The man's next wish is for a house by the sea. Once again, the Genie reminds the man that his mother-in-law will get two houses by the sea; once again, the man says, 'that's okay. 'The man's last wish is to be beaten half to death!

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Election Joke

This simple three question test illustrates how often Bill Clinton must be telling lies.

1. Is the Pope catholic?
2. Does Windows have bugs?
3. Does Clinton lie?

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Relationships Joke

'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully, ' the divorce courtjudge said, 'and I've decided to give your wife $775 a week. ''That's very fair, your honor, ' the husband said. 'And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself. '

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Bar Joke - 1

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: 'Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home. 'The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man. The drunk's wife greets them at the door: 'Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where's his wheel chair?'

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Doctor and nurse Joke

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a woodworm How boring for you!

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Horse Joke

Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!

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Clean Humor

A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other. . . A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other on an airplane. The Programmer leans over to the Engineer and asks if he wants to play a fun game. The Engineer just wants to sleep so he politely declines, turns away and tries to sleep. The Programmer persists and explains that it's a real easy game. He explains, 'I ask a question and if you don't know the answer you pay me $5. Then you ask a question and if I don't know the answer I'll pay you $5. ' Again the Engineer politely declines and tries to sleep. The Programmer, now somewhat agitated, says, 'O. K. , if you don't know the answer you pay me $5 and if I don't know the answer I pay you $50! ' Now, that got the Engineer's attention, so he agrees to the game. The Programmer asks the first question, 'What's the distance from the earth to the moon?' Then Engineer doesn't say a word and just hands the Programmer $5. Now, its the Engineer's turn. He asks the Programmer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down on four?' The Programmer looks at him with a puzzled look, takes out his laptop computer, looks through all his references and after about an hour wakes the Engineer and hands the Engineer $50. The Engineer politely takes the $50 turns away and tries to return to sleep. The Programmer, a little miffed, asks, 'Well what's the answer to the question?' Without a word, the Engineer reaches into his wallet, hands $5 to the Programmer, turns away and returns to sleep.

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Joke for Kids

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What's comes over you? Patient: 2 trucks, 4 vans and 8 cars

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