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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

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Weird Women Joke

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!


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Dog Joke - 2

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?
A shampoodle !


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Bar Joke - 1

Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, 'We don't serve your kind in here. ' One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, 'Why not? We're cultured individuals. '


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Parent Joke

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: 'That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. ' In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. 'The bus driver insulted me, ' she fumed. The man sympathized and said: 'Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers. ' 'You're right, ' she said. 'I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind. ' 'That's a good idea, ' the man said. 'Here, let me hold your monkey. '


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Free Adult Joke

Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next time you get a chance, It goes - spic. . . . spic. . . . spic. . . . nigga. . . nigga. . . nigga. . . nigga. . . . . . . . . chink!


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Relationships Joke

A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, 'Guess what I have in here and you'll get some loving tonite. ' The equally bored husband, wishing to avoid any kind of sex at all replies, 'An elephant'. The wife sez 'That's close enough!'


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Funny College Joke

Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.


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Dumb People Joke

Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They hit it off pretty well and soon Bert suggested they go to his apartment for some extracurricular activity. Well it wasn't long before they found themselves in bed making passionate love. As they were making love though, Bert noticed that Flo's toes would curl up as he was thrusting in and out. When they were done, Bert laid back on the bed and said, 'I must of been pretty good tonight. I noticed your toes curling up when I was going in and out. 'Flo looked at him and smiled. 'That usually happens when you forget to remove my pantyhose!'


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Irish Joke

Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. 'Say, ' he said to the bartender, 'how tall is a penguin?' 'About two and a half feet. ' 'Thank God!' cried Monahan. 'I thought I ran over a nun!'


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Weather Joke

Q: What's the difference between a horse and the weather? A: One is reined up and the other rains down.



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