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College Humor - Student Jokes

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Medical Joke

The medical student was asked four reasons why mother'smilk was better for babies than cow's milk. This is the answer he submitted: 1. It's fresher. 2. It's cleaner. 3. The cats can't get to it. 4. It's easier to take on a picnic. He also added: 'It comes in such cute containers. '

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Idiot and fool Joke

A man in a swimming pool was on the very top diving board. He poised, lifted his arms, and was about to dive when the attendant came running up, shouting, 'Don't dive ? there's no water in that pool!' 'That's all right, ' said the man. 'I can't swim!'

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Food and Drink Joke

And what's your name?' the secretary asked the next new boy. 'Butter. ' 'I hope your first name's not Roland, ' smirked the secretary. 'No, ma'am. It's Brendan. '

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Fishing Joke

What TV game show do fish like best? Name that tuna!

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Insect Joke

Why did the fly fly ?

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Dirty Joke

A couple was having some trouble, so they did the right thing and went to a marriage counselor. After a few visits, and a lot of questioning and listening, the counselor said that he had discovered the main problem. He stood up, went over to the woman, asked her to stand, and gave her a hug. He looked at the man and said, 'This is what your wife needs, at least once a day!' The man frowned, thought for a moment, then said, 'OK, what time do you want me to bring her back tomorrow?'

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E-mail Joke

How do Indian chiefs send messages? By teepee-mail!

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Website Joke

Why are frogs no good at websurfing? Computers have them toad-ily confused.

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Religious Joke

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

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Relationships Joke

A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney asked, 'May I help you?' The farmer said, 'Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce's. 'The attorney said, 'well do you have any grounds?' The farmersaid, 'Yea, I got about 140 acres. ' The attorney said, ' No, youdon't understand, do you have a case?' The farmer said, 'No, Idon't have a Case, but I have a John Deere. 'The attorney said, 'No you don't understand, I mean do you havea grudge?' The farmer said, 'Yea I got a grudge, that's where Ipark my John Deere. ' The attorney said, 'No sir, I mean do youhave a suit?'The farmer said, 'Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it in church onSundays. 'The exasperated attorney said, 'Well sir, does yourwife beat you up or anything?'The farmer said, 'No sir, we both get up about 4:30. 'Finally, the attorney says, 'Okay, let me put it this way. 'WHYDO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?'And the farmer says, 'Well, I can never have a meaningfulconversation with her. '

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