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An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks. 'A German doctor said 'That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks. 'A Russian doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks. 'The American doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah! We are about to take an asshole out of Texas, put him in the White House and half the country will be looking for work the next day. '


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Cop Joke

Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, 'I've lost my dad!'The policeman said, 'What's he like?'Little Johnny replied, 'Beer and women!'


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School Joke for Kids

Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand gernade from the plane, then jump. The Jew goes first - 'This is for my country' and he throws the gernade out and jumps. He lands and sees a little boy crying and asks 'what's the matter'? The boys says 'my dog just blew up!'The American tosses the gernade, jumps and when he lands he sees a little girl crying. She tells him, 'my cat just blew up!'The Pollack tosses, jumps and lands. He sees this Redneck laughing his head off. 'What so funny, asks the Pollock?'The Redneck replies - 'I just farted and my house blew up!'


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Blonde Joke - 3

Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: 'Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!'


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Totally Weird Joke

Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and the hubby's sex interest is down.


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Dumb People Joke

On his tour to the U. S. , the Pope visited a couple who had been childless for six years, try as they might to have a baby. The Pope promised to light a candle for them at the Vatican. A decade later, the Pope returned and dropped in on the couple again and found nine children romping around the house. Congratulating the wife on her fruitfulness, the Pope looked around and asked, 'But where is your husband?''Jim?' the haggard woman said. 'Oh, he went to Rome to blow out that candle!'


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Spoof Joke

New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy.


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Kids Joke

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, 'Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?' The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. 'I can't dear, ' she said. 'I have to sleep in Daddy's room. 'A long silence was broken at last by a shaken little voice saying, 'The big sissy. '


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Government Humor

Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.


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Accountant Joke

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? Lost



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