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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

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Birthday Joke

For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler!

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Blonde Joke - 2

Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin

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Money Joke

Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !

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Father Joke

Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to
tell her that he was misbehaving.

'Wait a minute,' she said. 'I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when h

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Joke for Kids

This guy is setting at a bar, and he's had a lot to drink that night; he asks the bartender for another drink, but the bartender says no. The guy is pretty upset by this and persists, but the bartender keeps saying no. Finally the guy asks, 'Well isn't there anything that you can give me?' The bartender says, 'I've got this parrot over there in the corner, sitting on a perch, with no legs. The guy interested by this asks how the parrot stays on the perch with no legs. The bartender tells the guy that the parrot just raps his dick around the perch. The guy is amazed by this and agrees to take the bird home. On the trip home he asks the parrot if he can talk. The parrot says, 'Sure I can talk!' The guy thinks for a second and then says, 'I've got a job for you. I have to go to work tomorrow and my wife will be home alone all day long. I want you to watch her and tell me everything that happens while I'm gone. The only person other than my wife scheduled to be there is the milk man. ' The parrot agrees to watch the man's wife. The next morning the guy leaves for work, leaving only his wife and the parrot at home. Later that evening the man returns home and asks the parrot what his wife did all day. Parrot: 'Within an hour after you left the milk man appeared. Your wife walked to the door, dressed in her bathrobe and let him in. Right away they started kissing!'Man: 'Then what happened after that?'Parrot: 'They started taking each other's clothes off. 'Man: 'And then what?'-getting more angryParrot: 'Your wife started jacking him off!'Man: 'What next?'-really steamed by this timeParrot: 'She started giving him a blow job!'Man: 'And what then, did they do anything else?'Parrot: 'I don't know by that time I got a hard on, and fell off my perch!'

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Drunks Joke

The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown a party for a pair of visiting Roman deities -- Ceres, the goddess of agriculture, and Janus, the two-faced god of doors and beginnings. Everyone overdid it, more or less. Ceres at one point was staggering and turning in circles; Janus, equally submerged, was trying to dance with her. Bacchus feared that the pair might fall over, so he went to steady them. . . . . This marked the first time that a whirled Ceres was held with a double-header.

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Funny School Kids Joke

A surgeon was doing the rounds after surgery. 'I've got some good news and some bad news for you. ' he said to one man.

'What's the bad news?' asks the patient.

'Well, I accidently amputated the wrong leg. '

'What?' yells the startled man. 'So what is the good news?'

'The man in the next bed wants to buy your slippers. '

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Bicycle Joke

Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they're two-tired.

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Sad Joke

'You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting, ' she said as they were side by side in bed. He reached over, took her hand and held it. 'Then you used to kiss me, ' she purred. He turned over, gave her a slight kiss and then rolled over again to sleep. 'After that, you used to bite my neck. ' With that the husband got up. 'Where are you going?' she asked. 'To get my teeth, ' he grumbled.

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School Joke

Teacher: What's 2 and 2 Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good Pupil: Good ?, That's perfect !

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