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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

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Food and Drink Joke

A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. 'No bills larger than $20 will be accepted. ' The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, 'Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $'20


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Parent Joke

A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath. The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby. 'Hit him again, ' the 5-year-old said. 'He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!'


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Bumper Stickers - 7

Women are born leaders, LOOK you are following one now!


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Computer Joke

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar.


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Spoof Joke

The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the doorway. His clothes are all dishevelled and he looks. . . well, 'needy'. 'Can I help you?' the Madam asks. 'I want Natalie', the old man replies. 'Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps someone else. . . ?''No. I want Natalie. 'Just then, Natalie appears and tells the old man that she charges $ '1


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Kids Joke

There is a child molester and a young boy walking through a deep remote forest. After a while the boy gets very cold and frightened so he says, 'Mister i'm scared and cold, please let me go', the child molester cries out, 'You think your scared I have to walk home alone!'


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Bumper Stickers - 1

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.


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Dirty Joke

Q: What did the blonde say during a porno? A: 'There I am!'


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Ethnic Joke - 2

Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? A: To meet chicks.


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Funny Kids Joke

Q: What did the confused bee say?A: To bee or not to bee!Q: What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries?A: A bramble bee!Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport?A: Wait at a buzz stop!Q: What is the bees favorite film?A: The Sting!Q: What goes hum-choo, hum choo?A: A bee with a cold!Q: What's a bee-line?A: The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!Q: What is a baby bee?A: A little humbug!Q: What do bees chew?A: Bumble gum!Q: What does a bee say before it stings you?A: This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!Q: What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry?A: An aero-drone!



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