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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

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Bed Joke

A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. 'Hello, Jenny, ' said the neighbour. 'Isn't it time for little girls to be in bed?' 'How would I know?' asked Jenny. 'I haven't got any little girls. '


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Short Stupid Joke

Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?A: Because she got an F in sex.


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Spoof Joke

Q: What nationality are you if you're going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And what nationality are you if someone's knocking on the door while you're going? A: You're a Russian.


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Dog Joke - 2

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ? His bark was much worse than it's bite !


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Dumb Men Joke

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. 'I got a cookbook once, ' said the first, 'but I could never do anything with it. ''Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?' asked the second. 'You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way - 'Take a clean dish and. . . . ''


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Hair and bald Joke

A little girl climbed into her grandfather's lap and studied his white, balding head. She ran her fingers along the deep wrinkles and road mapped his face and neck. 'Did god make you?', she asked. 'yes' he answered. 'did god makeme, to?' she wondered. 'yes', he replied. 'well, she shrugged, 'don't you think he's doing a better job now than he used to?'


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Situations Humor

A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and lands squarely on his head. Rather disgusted and absolutely furious, he goes up to the front door and starts pounding on it. An elderly man opens it and asks him what caused him to knock so loudly. The passerby asks, 'Who's in your upstairs room?'The elderly man replies, 'I can't see how it's any of your business. Since, you must know, my daughter and intended son-in-law are upstairs. 'The passerby hands him the used condom and says, 'Well, I just wanted you to know that your intended grandchild fell out the window!'


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Weather Joke

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other? -It is a breeze


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Situation Joke

Three college roommates -- two females and a male -- beganto argue after dinner about whose turn it was to do the dishes. 'All right, ' one of the girls said, 'the first one to speak has todo them. 'The trio retired to the living room to watch TV. When theirneighbor, a school football star, came by, the three remainedsilent. The visitor shrugged and led one of the girls into herbedroom. Forty-five minutes later, the young man emerged andapproached the second girl. Through sign language, theyagreed to adjourn to her bedroom. When he came out, he began to fix himself a cup of tea butburned his fingers on the stove. 'Hey, where's some petroleum jelly?' he hollered from thekitchen. 'Oh, hell!' the male roommate said, jumping up. 'I'll do thedishes. '


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Real Life Joke

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. Monday, December '7



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