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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

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Computing Joke

Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX. Costello: What is the command that will tell me the revision code of a program?Abbott: Yes, that's correct. Costello: No, what is it?Abbott: Yes. Costello: So, which is the one?Abbott: No. 'which' is used to find the program. Costello: Stop this. Who are you?Abbott: Use 'who am i' not 'who r yoo'. You can also 'finger yoo' to get information about 'yoo'. Costello: All I want to know is what finds the revision code?Abbott: Use 'what'. Costello: That's what I am trying to find out. Isn't that true?Abbott: No. 'true' gives you 0. Costello: Which one?Abbott: 'true' gives you 0. 'which programname'Costello: Let's get back to my problem. What program? How do I find it?Abbott: Type 'find / -name it -print' to find 'it'. Type 'what program' to get the revision code. Costello: I want to find the revision code. Abbott: You can't 'find revisioncode


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Dumb Men Joke

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital.


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Redneck Joke

What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit's Dick


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Pig Joke

Why do pigs love Halloween? There's lots of hogsgobblin.


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Knock Knock Joke - 3

Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie me home, I'm tired !


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Money Joke

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ? Because the poor didn't have any !


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Letter Joke

Where do you put letters to boys? In a mail (male) box.


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Lawyer Joke

Lawyer: 'Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?' Client: 'After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I didn't. '


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Various animal Joke

One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal. Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?


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Blonde Joke - 1

A blonde was filling out an application form for a job. She promptly filled the columns entitled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then she came to the column: SALARY EXPECTED. ''Yes. ''



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