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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

Category: College Humor Jokes about: college world series etc etc

 

Knock Knock Joke - 1

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alceste ! Alceste who ? Alceste to meet him later !


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Knock Knock Joke - 3

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany who?
Zany body home?


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Joke for Speeches

Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St. Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St. Peter must decide which of them gets in. St. Peter asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven, so she takes off her top and says, 'Look at these. They're the most perfect ones God ever created, and I'm sure it will please him to be able to see them every day for eternity. 'St. Peter thanks Dolly, and asks Diana the same question. Diana drops her skirt and panties, takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and douches with it. St. Peter says, 'OK, Diana, you may go in'. Dolly is outraged. She screams, 'What was that all about? I show you two of God's own creations, she performs a disgusting, pornographic act, and she gets in and I don't?!!!'Sorry Dolly' says St. Peter, 'but a royal flush beats a pair any day. '


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Various animal Joke

How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.


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Knock Knock Joke - 2

Knock Knock Who's there ! Buckle ! Buckle who ? Buckle get you a drink but not much else !


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Snake Joke

What did the snake say to the cornered rat ? Hiss is the end of the line for you !


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Christmas Joke - 2

What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes? No-eyed-deer!


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Waiter Joke

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!


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Satire Joke

My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on it. He thought a quarterback was a refund. He tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. He thought General Motors was in the army. He thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday. He tripped over a cordless phone. Wrote 'Taurus' where it said 'sign here. ' He thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.


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Funny College Joke

Yo mamma's so fat the cops had to use 'The Jaws of life' to get her INTO her car!



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