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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

Category: College Humor Jokes about: college students etc etc

 

Marriage Joke

As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde.

As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the blonde suddenly whirled, slapped Mr. Wilson, and said, 'That will teach you to pinch!'

Bewildered, Mr. Wilson was halfway to the parking lot with his wife when he choked, 'I. . . I. . . didn't pinch that girl. '

'Of course you didn't,' said his wife, consolingly. . . 'I did. '


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Village Idiot Joke

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the defendant, 'What are you charged with?''Doing my Christmas shopping early sir', replied the defendant. 'Well that's not an crime', said the judge! 'How early were you doing this shopping?''Before the store opened', answered the prisoner.


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School Joke

Father: How do you like going to school? Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!


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Travel and tourist Joke

This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery. She looks for a watch repair shop and while she doesn't read Hebrew she finally sees a shop with clocks and watches in the window. She goes in and hands the man her clock. The man says, 'Madam, I don't repair clocks. I am a Mohel. I do circumcisions. ' She says, 'Why all the clocks in the window?' And he says, 'And what should I have in my window?'


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Knock Knock Joke - 2

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alka ! Alka who ! Alka-phone !


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Animal Joke

A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of a farmhouse in the country. One day, the papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, 'Mmmmmm, I smell sausage!' The momma mole poked her head outside of the hole and said, 'Mmmmm, I smell pancakes!' The baby mole tried to poke his head out of the hole but couldn't get passed the two bigger moles. Finally giving up, he said, 'The only thing I can smell is molasses. '


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Bumper Stickers - 4

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.


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Sport Joke

Golfer: 'This golf is a funny game. ' Caddy: 'It's not supposed to be. '


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Mad Joke

There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette and a redhead. Which one is the probably the smartest?If you guessed the blonde you were correct. . . . she's 19 years old!


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Blonde Joke - 1

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, 'Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!' Her friend said, 'O. K. then, what's the capital of France?' The blonde replied, 'Oh, That's so easy! F. '



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