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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

Category: College Humor Jokes about: college shirts etc etc

 

Yo Mama Joke

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex. Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.


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Dog Joke - 1

Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you? Chihuahua: No, I was playing throw with her!


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Law and Lawyer Joke

If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?


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Dieting Joke

BY THE TIME I'M THIN, FAT WILL BE IN.

DIETING IS WISHFUL SHRINKING.

I WAS MEANT TO BE THIN. . . BUT GOD SEWED ME UP WRONG.


HOW CAN I GO ON A DIET? THE REFRIGERATOR IS STILL FULL.


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Clean Joke

How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?'30


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Joke Online

You'd live in a place where no two people had the same name. You'd only pay $21. 95 a month to live there, but half the time you tried to leave your house, the door would be stuck. Once you got outside, even if you were in a hurry, you'd be assaulted by slimy little door-to-door sales creeps offering you great AOL 14. 4 modems for only $399. 99. The commute to work is just a double-click away, but every time you try to leave your driveway, the flow of traffic knocks you back into your yard. The local post office would tell your mother you're not a known resident. The local post office won't forward your mail to you when you move. If you saw a crime and called '911


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Business Joke

The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those who don't know. Those who know are no problem. Those who don't know are also in two groups. One is those who don't know and know they don't know. Well, they can learn!But then, there are those who don't know, and don't know they don't know. And they become unit managers!


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School Joke

Pupil: The art teacher doesn't like what I'm making ? Dad: Why is that, what are you making ? Pupil: Mistakes !


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Bird Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done.


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Mother Joke

Mothers stress the lovely meaning of Mother's Day by gathering
their children and tenderly saying, 'I carried every one of you
in my body for nine months and then my hips started spreading
because of you. I wasn't built like this until you were born
and I didn't have this big blue vein in the back of my leg.
You did this to me. '



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