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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

Category: College Humor Jokes about: college search etc etc

 

Dirty Joke

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.


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Comedy Joke

There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck it out for the doctor, the nurse went, 'Aaaaaahhh!!!'


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Ethnic Joke - 1

Q: Did you hear about the Polak who married an Amish woman? A: He drove her buggy.


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Cow Joke

Teacher: Name five things that contain milk. Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream . . . and two cows!


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Bumper Stickers - 5

Kevorkian for Surgeon General


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Funny Kids Joke

Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl!Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath?A: Robber ducks!Q: What kind of bird opens doors?A: A kiwi!Q: What language do birds speak?A: Pigeon English!Q: How do you get a parrot to talk properly?A: Send him to polytechnic!Q: Where do birds invest their money?A: In the stork market!Q: Where do blind sparrows go for treatment?A: The Birds Eye counter!Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?A: A bird that talks in morse code!Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?A: A headbanger!


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Joke for Kids

Ring Ring. . . Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No. So, why did you pick up the phone?


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Funny Kids Joke

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with him!


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Joke Online

This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: 'You ain't from around here, are ya. . . where ya from, boy?' The guy says, 'I'm from Iowa. ' The bartender asks, 'What th' hell you do in Iowa?' The guy responds, 'I'm a taxidermist. ' The bartender asks, 'A taxidermist. . . now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?' The guy says, 'I mount animals. ' The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, 'It's OK boys, he's one of us!'


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Fishing Joke

What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening !



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