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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

Category: College Humor Jokes about: college scholarships etc etc

 

Free Adult Joke

~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL BEHIND A STEERING WHEEL? AN AIRBAG~WHAT DO YOU SEE WHEN YOU LOOK INTO A SPICE GIRLS EYES? THE BACK OF HER HEAD


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Journalist Joke

Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a lightbulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place.


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Bumper Stickers - 2

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!!! ??


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Bar Joke - 2

Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started by saying, 'I think my wife is fooling around on me. I went home the other day and found a hammer and a saw under our bed. I think she is cheatin' on me with a carpenter!'Tom answered, 'Ya, I think my wife is not faithful either. The other day I went home and found a pipe wrench and some pipes under my bed. I think she is cheatin' on me with a plumber!'Otis then joins in and says, 'Well, if you think that's bad, I've got one for ya. I went home yesterday and found a cowboy under my bed. I think my Lina is cheatin' on me with a horse!'


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Funny Joke Online

Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, 'Ray, may I borrow your axe?' 'Not today, ' Ray replied, 'I have to make soup. ''What kind of excuse it that?!' demanded Joe. 'Well, ' confessed Ray, 'I admit its a lousy excuse. But, if I don't want to loan you my axe, one excuse is as good as another. '


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Totally Weird Joke

All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. May your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. Sign in a marriage counselor's window: 'Out to lunch - Think it over. ' The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics and war hold him in check. And the wife who wants him home by five, of course. -- Encyclopaedia Apocryphia


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Telephone Joke

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler? Ringworm!


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Farmer Joke

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. 'Let's have a party, Homer, ' she suggested. 'Let's kill a pig. ' The farmer scratched his grizzled head. 'Gee, Ethel, ' he finally answered, 'I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago. '


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Judge Joke

Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. 'So, ' he said, 'I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe. ' Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. 'You, attorney Leon, gave me $'15


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Family Comedy Joke

So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the pearly gates to consult St. Peter. He says, 'Next!'He asks the first nun, 'Before I let you into Heaven, I have to ask this: Have you ever come in contact with a penis?'The first nun says, embarrased, 'Well, I was a nurse for a while, Mr. Peter, so, yes, I had to touch a few penises in my time. . . 'St. Peter says, 'No problem! Just wash your hands out in that there fountain of holy water, and go right in!' So the nun washes her hands, and the gates spring open, the music plays, and the first nun walks right in. Then St. Peter asks the second nun, 'Have you ever come in contact with a penis?'The second nun says, embarrassed, 'Well, once I was trying to convert some people, and I wandered into a movie theater by accident. There was a penis on the screen. . . ''Not to worry!' laughs St. Peter. 'Just wash your eyes out in the fountain of holy water over there, and you're set!' So the nun washes her eyes, and the gates spring open, the music plays, and the second nun walks right in. Then St. Peter begins to ask the third nun. 'Have you ever come in cont. . . 'Suddenly, the fourth nun interrupts! 'Um, Mr. Peter, I reeeaaaallly have to go first!''Be patient, child, you'll have your turn, ' says St. Peter. He turns to the third one again. 'Now, have you ever come in contact with. . . ''Mr. PETER!!!!' The fourth one screams. 'I REALLY have to go first. ' 'I'll ask you in just a moment! I have to ask this young lady first!''NO WAY!' the fourth one says, practically fuming. 'I'm not gonna was out my mouth in that fountain after she washes her ass out in it!!'



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