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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

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Who's Your Daddy?


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Funny Kids Joke

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!


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Medical Joke

A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist. She walked into his office and said, 'Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends, no man will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?''I'm sure I can, ' the psychiatrist replied. 'Just go over and lie face down on that couch. '


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Aviation Joke

United Airlines FA: 'Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our Captain has landed in Seattle. From all of us at United Airlines we'd like to thank you for flying with us today and please be very careful as you open the overhead bins as you may be killed by falling luggage that shifted during our so called 'touch down. '


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Dog Joke - 2

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia? A puppy.


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Women Joke

3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could get the drunkest. The next day the women all got together. The first woman said, 'I drove my car into a ditch. 'The second woman said, 'I blew chunks. 'The third woman said, 'I burned down my house. ' After they all had told their stories, the third woman said, 'I guess I won, ' and the second woman said, 'You don't understand, Chunks is my dog. '


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Funny College Joke

Your momma so fat. . . she fell in love and broke it. Your momma so fat. . . shes on both sides of the family tree. Your momma so fat she broke the family tree.


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Various animal Joke

There's a guy Who's hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree. The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher. Then, the bear climbed down and went away. So the guy starts to climb down the tree. Suddenly, the bear returns, and this time he's brought an even bigger bear with him. The two bears climb up the tree, the bigger bear going higher than the first. But the guy climbed even higher still, so the bears couldn't reach him. Eventually, the bears went away. Naturally quite relieved, the guy starts down the tree again. Suddenly, the two bears return. But this time the guy knew he was in big trouble. Each bear was carrying a BEAVER.


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Car and train Joke

What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor? 'Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke. '


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School Joke

Teacher: Fred, I'm glad to see your writing has improved. Pupil: Thank you Teacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is though !



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