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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

Category: College Humor Jokes about: college loans etc etc


Lawyer Joke

What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.

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Spoof Joke

Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.

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Bumper Stickers - 2

Change is good. . . you go first!

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Simple Joke

The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. No male can possibly know all the rules. If the female suspects the male knows the rules she must immediately change some or all of the rules. The female is never wrong. If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong. The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding. The female may change her mind at any time. The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry and/or upset. The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset. The male is expected to mind read at all times. The female is ready when she is ready. The male must be ready at all times.

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Totally Weird Joke

Why do a married man and his single male friend envy each other?Each one thinks the other is having sex more often.

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Sport Joke

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. 'I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents, ' she said. 'What do you mean?' he asked. 'Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!''

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Military Joke

General Heath, a famous lover of parade music and marching drill ceremonies, once listened to a symphonic orchestra playing. When asked about his impressions, he commented: 'No military precision in drill. . . ' 'Why?' 'Did you see those violin players? They were moving their bows not in cadence. '

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Money Joke

Where can you always find money? In the dictionary.

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Brother and sister Joke

Did the bionic monster have a brother ? No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!

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Food and Drink Joke

Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? That's funny, Mom. I can't remember either.

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