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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

Category: College Humor Jokes about: college girls etc etc

 

Snowman Joke

What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ? Icerbergers with chilli sauce !


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Car and train Joke

I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long. -


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Blonde Joke - 1

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball. A2: You can't fit the blonde in the bowling ball. A3: There is no difference. They're both round and have three holes to poke. A4: You don't eat your bowling ball.


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Clean Humor

Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper. 2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. Psychiatry: The care of the id by the odd.


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Baby Joke

Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant's milk. Whose baby was it? The elephant's!


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Totally Weird Joke

How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher, a nurse or an airline stewardess? A teacher says we got to do this over and over again til we get it right. A nurse says hold still this won't hurt a bit. And a airline stewardness says put this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally.


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Funny Joke Online

We have all been through job interviews, and we have spent most of the time thinking of what not to do that might make us look bad. Some job applicants however go light years beyond this. What follows is a survey of top personnel executives of 100 major American corporations who were asked for stories of unusual behavior by job applicants. What follows is an unbelievable list of what we can only call 'the lowlights. '1. Said he was so well qualified that if he didn't get the job, it would show that the company's management was incompetent. 2. Stretched out on the floor to fill out the job application. 3. Brought her large dog to the interview. 4. Chewed bubble gum and constantly blew bubbles. 5. Candidate kept giggling through a serious interview. 6. She wore a Walkman and said she could listen to me and the music at the same time. 7. Bald candidate abruptly excused himself. Returned a few minutes later wearing a hairpiece. 8. Applicant challenged interviewer to arm wrestle. 9. Asked to see interviewer's resume to see if the personnel executive was qualified to judge the candidate. 10. Announced she hadn't had lunch and proceeded to eat a hamburger and french fries during the interview. 11. Without saying a word, candidate stood up and walked out during the middle of an interview. 12. Man wore jogging suit to interview for position as vice president of finance. 13. Said if he were hired, he would demonstrate his loyalty by having the corporate logo tattooed on his forearm. 14. Interrupted to phone his therapist for advice on answering specific interview questions. 15. Wouldn't get out of the chair until I would hire him. I had to call the police. 16. When I asked him about his hobbies, he stood up and started tap dancing around my office. 17. Had a little pinball game and challenged me to play with him. 18. Bounced up and down on my carpet and told me I must be highly thought of by the company because I was given such a thick carpet. 19. Took the brush out of my purse and brushed his hair and then left. 20. Pulled out a Polaroid camera and snapped a flash picture of me. Said he collected photos of everyone who interviewed him. 21. Candidate asked me if I would put on a suit jacket to ensure that the offer was formal. 22. Said he wasn't interested because the position paid too much. 23. While I was on a long distance phone call, the applicant took out a copy of Penthouse and looked through the photos only, stopping longest at the centerfold. 24. During the interview, an alarm clock went off from the candidate's briefcase. He took it out, shut it off, apologized andsaid he had to leave for another interview. 25. A telephone call came in for the job applicant during the interview. It was his wife. His side of the conversation went like this: 'Which company? When do I start? What's the salary?' I said, 'I assume you're not interested in conducting the interview any further'. He promptly responded, 'I am as long as you will pay me more'. I didn't hire him, but later found out there was no job offer. It was a scam to get a higher offer. 26. The applicant came in wearing only one shoe. She explained that the other shoe was stolen off her foot on the bus. 27. His attache case opened when he picked it up and the contents spilled, revealing ladies' undergarments, assorted make-up and perfume. 28. He came to the interview with a moped and left it in the reception area. He didn't want it to get stolen, and stated that he would require indoor parking for the moped. 29. He took off his shoe and sock, applying medicated foot powder and dusted it on the foot and in the shoe. While he was putting back on the shoe and sock, he mentioned that he had to use the powder four times a day and this was the time. 30. Candidate said he really didn't want the job, but the unemployment office needed proof that he was looking for one. 31. He whistled when the interviewer was talking. 32. Asked who the lovely babe was, pointing to the picture on my desk. When I said it was my wife, he asked if she was home now and wanted my phone number. I called security. 33. She threw up on my desk and immediately starting asking questions about the job as if nothing happened. 34. Pointing to a black case he carried into my office, he said that if he was not hired, the bomb would go off. Disbelieving, I began to state why he would never be hired and that I was going to call the police. He then reached down to the case, flipped a switch and ran. No one was injured, but I needed to get a new desk. and topping the list. . . . 35. Asked if I wanted some cocaine before starting the interview.


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Pig Joke

Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class? They stained it with mud.


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Sport Joke

Bob and Tom both like to golf. One day Bob went to Tom and said, 'Hey look at this great ball!' Tom replied, 'What's so great about it?' Bob said, 'Well if you lose it, it will beep until you find it, and if it goes into the water it will float. This ball is impossible to lose!' 'Wow!', said Tom, 'Where did you get that from?' Bob replied, 'I found it. '


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Dog Joke - 1

Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper? - A: RUFF!



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