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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

Category: College Humor Jokes about: college funny etc etc

 

Just for Laughs Joke

Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock ball game!


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Funny School Kids Joke

What did the beaver say to the tree?

'Good to gnaw you. '


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College Humor

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done, and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.


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Kids Puns

Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort. He was there, with all those bony kids all around, and then they started yelling: 'WE WANT TOYS!! WE WANT TOYS!!!'But then Santa, remembering his important job of orientating children to behave well, said: 'A child who doesn't eat right doesn't get toys!!!'


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Old People Joke

Ma and Pa where rocking on the front porch when Pa turned and slapped Ma, Ma said what was that for? Pa said for forty years of bad sex. Ma said oh and continued rocking. Ma reached over and slapped Pa. Pa said what was that for? Ma said for knowing the difference.


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Bar Joke - 1

A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark on a three-day trip to the Bahamas. He was caught by the Purser who threw him off the ship telling him, 'Beggars can't be cruisers. '


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Internet Joke

Have you seen www. boomerang . com? Yes, I return to it again and again.


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Silliest Joke

When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles left over. He came to Adam & Eve & said, 'I have two things left. One is the gift to piss while standing up. 'Adam got very excited: 'Oh, that would be so great, I would really like that. If I'm out in the fields, I can just go right there. 'So Eve smiled & said, 'Okay, it sounds like he really wants that. ' As Adam tried out his new gift, he asked out of curiousity, 'What was the other gift?''Oh, ' God said, looking, 'Multiple orgasms. '


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Political Joke

I want to become a politician when I grow up so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire, butI've only come up with one: Lying.


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Priceless Joke

What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.



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