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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

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Children Joke

A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, 'Hey Tommy, wanna play house?'He says, 'Sure! What do you want me to do?'The girl replies, 'I want you to communicate your thoughts. ''Communicate my thoughts?' said a bewildered Tommy. 'I have no idea what that means. 'The little girl smirks and says, 'Perfect. You can be the husband. '


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Mad Joke

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, 'If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull. ' The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, 'If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant. ' The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, 'What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!' The kid smiles and says, 'I would be a bus driver!'


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Stupid Men

Why do men act like such morons?

Who says they're acting?



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Dirty Joke

What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.


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Stupid Blonde Joke

Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some foodto replenish his justspent energy. He pours himself a glass of milkand right before drinking it, he realizes his manhood is still prettyhot, so he sticks it in the glass to cool it off. Just then the blondewalks in and says, 'Oh, I always wondered how you refilled those. '


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College Humor

1. Bicycles don't pregnant. 2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month. 3. Bicycles don't have parents. 4. Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong. 5. You can share your bicycles with your friends. 6. Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you've ridden. 7. When riding, you and your bicycle can arrive at the same time. 8. Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you have now. 9. Bicycles don't care if you look at other bicycles. 10. Bicycles don't care if you buy bicycle magazines. 11. You'll never hear, 'Suprise, you're goning to own a new bicycle' unless you go out and buy one yourself. 12. If your bicycle goes flat, you can fix it. 13. If your bicycle is too loose, you can tighten it. 14. If your bicycle gets misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it. 15. You can have a black bicycle and bring it home to your parents. 16. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your bicycle. 17. If you say bad things to your bicycle, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again. 18. You can ride your bicycle as long as you want and it wont get sore. 19. You can stop riding your bicycle as soon as you want and it wont get frustrated. 20. Your parents wont remain in touch with your old bicycle after you dump it. 21. Bicycles don't get headaches. 22. Bicycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider. 23. Your bicyle never wants a night out with other bicycles. 24. Bicycles don't care if you're late. 25. You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle. 26. If your bicycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts. 27. You can ride your bicycle the first time you meet it without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother. 28. The only protection you need to wear when riding your bicycle is a decent helment. 29. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your bicycle.


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Free Adult Joke

How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the butter!


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Dumb Joke

There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went to the showerhouse. They were in the showerhouse and the first teenager noticed a cork up the other teenagers butt. So when they got out of the showerhouse, the first teenager ask why he had a cork up his butt?The other teenager said, 'Well, I was at the beach and a fairy said she could grant me one wish', and in amazement I said - 'No CRAP!'


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Easter Joke

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? They're both famous for stuffing baskets!


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Funny College Joke

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I never know what I think about something until I read what I've written on it. William Faulkner I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. Steve Martin I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know. Mel Brooks It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous. Robert Benchley A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call what he writes fiction. William Faulkner The free-lance writer is the person who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps. Robert Benchley



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