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College Humor - Student Jokes

Our fabulous collection of interesting college jokes that may help distract you from that awful assignment you need to get in tomorrow!!!!

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Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!


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Clinton Joke

Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: They've been having turkey for years.


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Animal World

A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread[After a few minutes]Duck: You got any bread?Barman: Look, we don't have any bread[In a little while]Duck: You got any bread?Barman: We don't have any F*****g bread![Some time later]Duck: Got any bread?Barman: If you ask me if I've got any F*****g bread once more I'm gonna nail your F*****g bill to this bar. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Duck: You got any nails?Barman: NO!Duck: You got any bread? Sent by Duncan


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Dirty Joke

Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.


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Political Joke

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?'The barman says, 'Yep, that's them. 'So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?'Bush says, 'We're planning WW III '. And the guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'Bush says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big tits. 'The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits?''Why kill a blonde with big tits?'Bush turns to Powell and says, 'See, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!'


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Simple Joke

A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. 'You've been billing us for weekly house calls to Mr. Ivanov for the last six months. Haven't you noticed that Mr. Ivanov has passed away?''Sure I noticed! He was my favorite patient, I visit him at cemetery. '


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Music Joke

Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.


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Knock Knock Joke - 2

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bossy ! Bossy who ? Bossy just fired me !


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Naughty Joke

A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless. 'Mummy, mummy, what are these?' he says, pointing to her breasts. 'Well, son, ' she says, 'these are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven. 'Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes offquite satisfied. Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes intothe kitchen. 'Mummy, mummy, Aunt Mary is dying!'What do you mean? says his mother. Well she's in the garden shed, lying on the floor. Both herballoons are out, Dad's blowing them up, and she keeps yelling'God, I'm coming! I'm coming!!!'


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Ghost Joke

Why don't ghosts make good magicians. You can see right through their tricks.



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