Categories

Top Humor

Insults
Fun Facts

Weird Laws

College Quotations

Michael Jackson

Student Cookie Recipes

College Quotations

Halloween Costumes

Top 100 Optical Illusions

Nicki Minaj Lyrics and Pictures

Cheryl Cole Lyrics and Pictures

Weird Laws

Cat poems and quotations

Sexiest Girls in the World


Joke Collection


Job Jokes

Joke Collection - 1

Joke Collection - 2

Joke Collection - 3

Joke Collection - 4

Joke Collection - 5

Joke Collection - 6

Joke Collection - 7

Joke Collection - 8

Joke Collection - 9

Joke Collection - 10

Joke Collection - 11

Joke Collection - 12

Joke Collection - 13

Joke Collection - 14

Joke Collection - 15


Weird and Wonderful


Graffiti

Halloween Costumes

Anime Girls Pictures

Aliens & UFOs

Wet Bikini Girls Fighting

College Girls Pictures

Student Cookie Recipes

Chocolate Recipes

Cocktails

Tongue Twisters

Serial Killers


Song Lyrics


AC/DC

Barbra Streisand

Beach Boys

Blondie

Bob Dylan

Buddy Holly

Eagles

Elton John

Genesis

Led Zeppelin

Michael Jackson

Paul McCartney

Paul Oakenfold

Paul Simon

Pink Floyd

Queen

Simon and Garfunkel

Simple Minds

Simply Red

The Beatles

The Rolling Stones


Great Sites

 

Our Other Websites

Free Diet Plans

Weird Websites

Scottish Proverbs

Guide to Sex

Love Poems

Inspirational Poems

Funny Poems

Famous Poems

Free Dating

Funny Jokes Online

MOCKERY

Ghost Pictures

Ghost Stories

Hilarious Horoscopes

Bizarre Webcam

notMENSA

Cheap posters

Raunchiest Riddles

Top Paying Keywords

Keyword Suggestions

Everything!!!

Weird eBay

Children's Books

Scottish Jokes

Robert Burns Poems

Midge Jokes

Fathers Jokes

Funny Jokes

Love Quotes

Famous Quotes

Inspirational Quotes

Funny Quotes

Movie Quotes

Friendship Quotes

Birthday Quotes

Motivational Quotes

Quote of the Day

War Poets

Weird

Complete Nonsense

 

Cat Poems

A brilliant poem about our pussy cat friends from our collection of poems and quotes by famous and lesser known writers . . .

Title: The Robber Kitten - Nursery Rhyme by Author Unknown

 

Poem:  

A kitten once to its mother said,
'I'll never more be good;
But I'll go and be a robber fierce,
And live in a dreary wood,
Wood, wood, wood,
And live in a dreary wood.'

So off it went to the dreary wood,
And there it met a cock,
And blew its hat, with a pistol, off,
Which gave it an awful shock!
Shock, shock, shock,
Which gave it an awful shock!

It climbed a tree to rob a nest
Of young and tender owls
But the branch broke off and the kitten fell,
With six tremendous howls!
Hows, hows, howls,
With six tremendous howls!

Soon after that it met a cat;
'Now, give to me your purse;
Or I'll shoot you through, and stab you too,
And kill you, which is worse!
Worse, worse, worse,
And kill you, which is worse.' One day it met a Robber Dog,
And they sat down to drink;
The dog did joke, and laugh and sing
Which made the kitten wink,
Wink, wink, wink!
Which made the kitten wink!

At last they quarrelled; then they fought,
Beneath the greenwood tree;
Till puss was felled with an awful club,
Most terrible to see!
See, see, see,
Most terrible to see!

When puss got up, its eye was shut,
And swelled, and black, and blue;
Moreover, all its bones were sore,
So it began to mew!
Mew, mew, mew,
So it began to mew!

Then up it rose, and scratched its nose,
And went home and said;
'Oh! Mother dear, behold me here,
I'll never more be bad,
Bad, bad, bad,
I'll never more be bad.'

<-- Previous     |     Next -->

 

If you enjoyed reading The Robber Kitten - Nursery Rhyme by Author Unknown then check out our other cat poems and quotations . . . Cat poems and quotations
 

 
 
 
Interesting
  

College Humor website is brought to you using 100% recycled electrons.

Please help the environment - recycle this website by send the link to all your friends.

 

 

 

 

Free Diet Plans

 

 

<< Note: Many of the jokes, poems, pictures etc on this site have been contributed by visitors - if you find anything that should not be here please contact the webmaster   >>  

Copyright 2009. All Rights Reserved.    College-Humor.info